Every household needs a CFO — Chief Food Officer — and in a cat’s world, that title is non-negotiable. From scheduling mealtimes to collecting treat “taxes,” our feline friends run the kitchen with precision and authority.

1. Meal planning experts.
Cats don’t just eat they schedule. Breakfast is expected at dawn, dinner exactly on time, and snacks… well, snacks are whenever they say so.

2. Treat negotiations.
Cats have mastered the art of bargaining. One cute meow, a paw tap, or a long, dramatic stare can turn into extra treats in seconds.

3. Portion control (for you, not them).
Ever notice how your cat inspects their bowl with suspicion if it isn’t filled just right? Quality control is part of their CFO duties.

4. The food budget.
Every treat, every nibble, every stolen bite of your sandwich is carefully accounted for. In the feline economy, food is the ultimate currency.

The truth is, cats don’t just eat they manage, oversee, and enforce all things food-related in the household. And they never forget who owes them a snack.

👉 Celebrate your household’s true CFO with a Karma Cats tee because running the kitchen is serious business.